Ahhhhh, randomness. Embrace it. You know you love it.

Lolidots Law #11 - A child at rest will stay at rest until you get in the shower.

Or get on the phone.

Or apply the hair dye.

Why is it that when a neighbor is mowing their grass it is almost mandatory that you say "You can mow mine next!" and then the two of you laugh like it's the first time anyone's ever made that joke?

Why do you always feel like you forgot something until the day you did leave the iron on? Were you forgetting to leave it on?

My kids are really great about reminding me that it's time do some deep cleaning. Any time I get behind on mopping or one of the chores I really hate, a ginormous mess is made that makes ignoring that chore impossible.

The washer won't break until you're three weeks behind on laundry.

No, my washer isn't broken but, anytime that it has broken I always seem to have the most laundry.

Eyes can be closing, limbs going limp, sleep coming on but, say the words "Time For Bed" and from somewhere, the near-sleeping children will turn into crazies hopped up on pcp.

TRex added a new bit to his up-after-bedtime routine. Apparently, on top of needing a drink of water, bedtime makes him need lotion for his feet. Who knew?

My husband gets over things much faster than I do. I guess that makes me really lucky....and him, not so lucky.

When I was little, I named a lot of my dolls Samantha and I often wished that was my name.

One of my favorite Jack Handy Deep Thoughts is - "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did.""

I wish I would have worn more white before I had kids. I'm scared of it now.

I need a vacay, fo shiz.