Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT receive the most exciting news this weekend. That unreceived news is NOT that the press release for something I recently participated in was out and available to the public.
I most certainly did NOT frantically and joyfully update my website and spread the word that Sarah Jessica Parker's twins have been gifted with tons of awesome gifts from the Lollipops and Polka Dots boutique! It is certainly NOT ME that is so excited to have such an amazing star own items from my shop!

And there's NO way I'd offer you a link to the page with all the info! (Oh, ok, click HERE)

It was definitely NOT ME fighting with hubby in Walmart over whether or not I should buy the smores snack cakes. Though his concern in regards to junk food in the house is endearing...it was NOT ME that left the snacks and walked away a little bitter. No way, not me! I'm all about healthy eating! (It is not me eating chips and dip right now)

It wasn't my kids having a blast on their grandparents' trampoline on Sunday evening!

It wasn't TRex bouncing his sister all over and it wasn't Snappy who ended up with a bloody nose. She actually didn't cry. It was NOT ME that was relieved to hear about the nose hours later from hubby and appreciate that I didn't have to see it.

And it wasn't my wonderful hubby, having gotten over the Great Smores Debate of 09, that snapped this pic of 4 generations in my family! My Snappy, myself, my fabulous mom, and my grandma. It's NOT ME cherishing this and high-fiving hubby!