So, Facebook has a new app that puts together your status updates from the whole year.

It was fun to look back and see what I had deemed "status worthy" throughout the year. Proud of the low number of complaints, high number of movie quotes, several more insightful items and a whole lot of "from the mouths of my children" funniness (uh, sure, it's a word).

This is pretty small and you can't really see it so, I wanted to share some of my faves here.

So, now those of you who aren't Facebook friends with me can be subjected to my status updates all at once.

These were definitely my faves throughout the year though.

First, my ultimate fave. This was only a few days ago but, I'm still laughing about it.

Kylee: "Mom, what time is it?"
Me: "It's 4:09."
Kylee: "Well, I don't know what that means."

And here's some more....

...and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today!

Holy Crap! Grey's Anatomy is gonna give me a friggin' heart attack!

Boohoo for Lindsay Lohan! It's not fair to get a reduced sentence in a private cell after repeated offenses! Poor thing. At least she's got her fingernails to make her super important statements.

If anyone was thinking about spending several thousand dollars on me for my upcoming birthday...they are auctioning off tons of items from LOST today. I have never wanted to be independantly wealthy so much in my life.

Upon pulling up to the post office...
Kylee: "I'll stay in the car"
Me: "No, I need you to come in with me."
Kylee: "But, I'm too lazy for that!"
Me too, baby girl, me too.

If you're going to be small enough to be a crappy person, at least be big enough to admit it. Just sayin.

sniff...sniff...Lukus is in school. >tear<

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

Um, Rick Springfield, you should rethink that whole facial hair situation you've got going on there.

Can't stop the tears as I watch those brave men be pulled from the mine. What an amazing triumph of the human spirit.

You used to be much muchier. You've lost your muchness.

Hoping there's a special kind of Karma for hypocrites.

Remember, we aren't born intolerant. It's entirely possible to raise your children without cultivating the intolerance that strangles our world. Children are born full of love. Let's not replace it with ignorant hate.

I'm hungry. Is it Thanksgiving yet?

Note to self: The car will warm faster if the rear windows are closed. Just sayin.

If you haven't done this yet on Facebook, give it a try. See how you feel about your status worthy thoughts throughout the year.